Get in my belly you cakey-badboy

If I knew you were coming,
I'da baked a cake...

Well, I did infact know edward was coming.
Which is why we did infact, bake a cake.
As shown below.
It's damn good to look at, but we're saving it for tomorrow.

So, I managed to track down a photo from Scotland,

admittedly not one from the actual racing itself, but still, it's me looking like a dick in lycra.

Makes a change from the time in life I looked like this on skis;

Mawwwww.

There was a time when I was cute.

I probably still played with this at that age;

Yes,

that is a Wallace and Gromit Doll's house.

Which I got when my mum and dad asked what I wanted as a present If I passed my 5m Swimming badge aged about 4,

and I responded with;

'A Wallace and Gromit house'.

I'd never even seen one, or even knew if they existed,

all I knew is I wanted one.

Fuck knows where they found one.

Chus.